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If you bought a Can of HP (High Powered) Baked Beans etc. & ate them ALL as part of your Evening Meal ?

If you did not Fart the following morning ? Would you take the Empty Can back to the Shop / Store / Supermarket where you bought the Can of HP Baked Beans etc. from, & complain & say that they were not fit for their intended purpose, as you had NO Flatulence the following morning & it was for this reason that you wanted to ask for all of your Money (£s / $s ) etc. to be given back to you, as a 'Gesture of Goodwill' towards you the Customer of the Shop / Store / Supermarket, because you as A+ (Valued) Customer are ALWAYS right ? Please feel free to be as imaginative as you want to be in you answer to my question ! The most original answer in my personal opinion will be awarded the 'Best Answer' ! Thanks everybody who has A+nswered my Question so far ! You are ALL an IMAGINATIVE group of people ! If ANY of you wish to elaborate further then PLEASE feel FREE to let your 'Wind' blow FREE ! In my Personal Opinion, you ALL have given 5 ***** A+nswers ! On your Performances (Farts !) it will be so difficult to decide on A+ 'Best Answer' ! Thanks so much !

Public Comments

1. i prefer bubble and squeak with beans... this always has the desired flatulence... always windy, but no awful smell... well maybe a hint of brussel sprout...
2. Definitely. Then right after they paid I'd let one rip.
3. lol Star for you. I don't think I would have the nerve to go back and ask for my money.
4. I would ask them how they could sell such a defective product? Beans are pretty much "guaranteed to make you fart," goodness in a can.
5. hahahahahaaaa!!! thats hilarious!!!! i would laugh my azz off if i saw someone do that!!!!! i definatly would call and complain to the manufacturer, maybe they would send u some free bean coupons in the mail..my sis complained about a bug in her hot cereal and got like 20.00 worth of free food..when she didnt even know if the bug actually came from the bag... but anyways.. i am going to by the biggest can of beans and eat them all by myself..hopefully i do not end up sharting in my pants..b/c the store may not beleive me if i come in smelling like a toilet...then im going to ask them why they think the beans didnt work..b/c i was on a very important mission to keep my man away from me in the bed.. and i ended up pregnant and demand that they pay for the me to eat beans during my whole prgnancy so he wont come near me again..than when the baby comes i will rub beans all of it and go back to the store to show them what they have done..and that im going to sue for defective beans..and as im walking away in my skirt im going to purposly shart and leave a trail all the way through the store so they have to clean the mess thay made..ummm..was that scary enough for u?!!
6. there was a young man called larter he was quite a farter when the wind wouldnt blow and the ship wouldnt go they used old larter to starter !
7. might take it back and complain then on the way out of the shop i would pass wind ahh!!
8. i'd get the wind up and complain oh cheery one and change to heinz isn' that what beanz meanz.
9. I would certainly want a refund I might have to pedal to the shop!!!!