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If I spilled tangerine blue colored revlon nail polish on my 16 year old Apple printer, how many gallons of lemonade-peroxide solution would I need to get the nail polish off the printer? And would the answer change if I told you there were 43 elephants in my closet on the fourth of July and if there were like oh I'd say 9 salesman at my bedroom door at 3:46 am baking cakes with donkey feces while trying to sell tiaras? My 68 year old son has ukelele practice so I have to go soon but this question is really important. What can I do if he can't drive yet? He has ukelele lessons every 12 hours even in the middle of the night I cry myself to sleep every night because I hate taking him to ukelele practice. He also needs braces and hasn't had a job except for a dog walker but that was on the moon so he didn't earn as much, you know what I mean? So we're kinda tight on money and I just want you to tell me how many free minutes the tooth fairy has on her phone. Thanks everyone for your suppor

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1. 97 gallons. He can take the bus to ukelele practice. And the Tooth Fairy has 42 free minutes on her phone.
2. I think the tooth fairy has a ton of roll over minutes... But I might be confusing her with the Easter bunny.
3. It sounds like Momma needs a glass of wine and a massage.
4. LMAO
5. The printer needs to be updated whether or not there were elephants or salesmen at your door, ask the salesmen for a new printer along with the cakes.! Your choice of wine also needs updating, check the useby date :) Your son needs to move out and cut the umbilical cord and rebook lessons for another time :) braces should be swapped for false teeth Im sure The tooth fairy has a special deal with mobile user so she has 100% free minutes because of her job. and Keep writing stories like this and get them published, then you won't be tight on money. Interesting reading... THANKS!!! :) Now as I have 7 little ones running rampant while I sidetrack on this Id better go. :) :)
6. I think you need to get a job or a life or just get off ur computer because u have gone mad!!! =)
7. tell your 68 yr old son to move out, hes driven you mad all these years